belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I touched a dick in church today
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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