i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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