Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
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