Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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