Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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