I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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