Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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