I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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