I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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