There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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