I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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