Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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