it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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