if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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