So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
