no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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