Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
wow bdsm is so cute
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
