Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Please, let me fuck your mom
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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