I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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