I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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