and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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