Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
The struggles of a small town man whore
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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