Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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