Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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