and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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