when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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