Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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