We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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