wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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