I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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