Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
