I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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