Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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