We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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