yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I am available for nakedness
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Randomize
