Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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