ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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