even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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