you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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