The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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