Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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