Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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