She's JV to your varsity
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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