is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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