i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Randomize
