just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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