my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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