those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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