ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Dicks are not precious.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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