So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
