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I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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