Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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