I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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