I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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