Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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