nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
birth control should be required to get into college
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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